Gold Bond Ultimate Sanitizing Moisturizer

22 04 2010

People skeeve bacteria. We get paranoid after we touch subway poles, door handles, each other. So some genius comes along and creates hand sanitizing gel, and our bacterial paranoia is calmed. All is well. Then, we start thinking.. ‘Hmm, Not only would I like clean sanitized hands, I want them to be soft and moist..’ and out comes Hand Sanitizing Hand Lotion.
Ultimately a good idea, but by far one of the worst? Gold Bond Ultimate Hand Sanitizing Moisturizer. Why? Because it makes your hands smell like garbage.

Ok, thats not fair.. I’ll be more specific, for those of you that know me, I’m all about scent.. so here is my description: Take an ash tray, pour some water in it, let it sit overnight then dump it on your carpet, spray some sea scented airfreshener all over it and voila! Gold Bond Hand Sanitizing Moisturizer. In other words, it smells musty and dirty, covered with a “fresh scent”. Honestly, avoid it all costs, even if youve got a coupon that would practically make it free.

Try instead: Bath and Body Works HandiBac Moisturizing Hand Lotion




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